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PostSubject: Dougie's quotes   Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:22 pm

⊗ "I have alot of porn"
⊗ "I'm a lame boyfriend..I just do what ever they tell me"
⊗ "I once fell in love with a crab on the beach. It was called Crab"
⊗ "Last night, I dressed up as a woman for Danny. I wore a thong with a bow at the back. It was lovely"
⊗ "The guys took my jeans off while i was sleeping and took a photo of my willy!"
⊗ "I want to be reincarnated as a bra. Thank you, ok, now leave me alone"
⊗"In my spare time you'll often find me in my room either playing with myself or my lizards."
⊗ "Once,when everybody was out, I walked around the whole house naked."
⊗ "Once i was dressed like a girl, i was so fun"
⊗ "I was always the worst in rugby and football. I only enjoyed the girlie things like trampolining and long jump."
⊗ "hair on my arse are straight. Straight and long. Like a mohican"
⊗ "i'd like to be in a porno"
⊗ "I can't wait for Japan. After all, any country that worships a giant lizard must be cool mustn't it?"
⊗ "I love the smell of fresh dog crud"
⊗ "When Tom locked me in the living room in the dark, I’d never been soo scared!"
⊗ "Mmmmmm... the sumptious taste of dead people!"
⊗ "I was raised by wolves."
⊗ "I've never had a fight in my life"
⊗ "Most of them are old enough to be my mum anyway."
⊗ "Danny! Danny!!! (Danny: yeah) Come push the door!"
⊗ "I think about sex every spring!"
⊗ "I'm doing some goggling on holiday in Greece here. Goggling? It's snorkelling without the snorkels."
⊗ "A blend of aromatic spices served in a mans hat."
⊗ "When I go on stage, I’m Jane!!"
⊗ "YEAH I've got a rude magazine stash!!! Erm.....doesn't everyone?"
⊗ "I'd like to break longest fart World Record, if there is one."
⊗ "My hair is getting quite out of control. It looks like a bowl when it goes bouffy."
⊗ "(about Harry) When we were doing our album photo shoot he kept randomly throwing himself in the sand."
⊗ "Me and Tom are the type who just giggle at EVERYTHING!!!"
⊗ "The fame of being my lizard has gone to his head."
⊗ "None. Ever. I only snog guys....hehehehehehe.......joking!!”
⊗ "I've been turned down before. It felt pretty bad, like I'd crapped up all my insides."
⊗ "I’m gonna be a breakdancer!! I can't breakdance but I'll give it a try...."
⊗ "I think I must be worth less than Harry so.....about.....50p"
⊗ "Do a "Danny stupid saying" page!! he'd fill it...."
⊗ "I always dress up in women’s clothes for fun.... only joking!"
⊗ "I can't understand girls who hold in their farts!"
⊗ "My most cringey accident was when a snooker ball hit me in the eye I had to wear a patch over it for 2 weeks"
⊗ "I blocked up the toilet with a monster poo which we later named Jeff"
⊗ "Tom thinks im weird because i do sound effects all the time"
⊗ "James Busted is one of the weirdest people i know. Not only does he think we'll live under water in the future, sometimes he just stares at you for ages"
⊗ "Girls are the most important thing on the planet. Men may bring in the money but women give birth."
⊗ "Danny does it but he can't count to ten. He gets mixed up and shouts out 15!"
⊗ "I once survived an earthquake"
⊗ "Yeah I'll go out with you, but only if you perform Beethovens Seventh Symphony on the recorder in E flat minus 7 with a diminished root note"
⊗ "I ate one persons dead skin Whoopty-Doo!"
⊗ "I want to dance on tables... naked !"
⊗ "I hear Butlins is the place to lose your virginity"
⊗ "It's ok, I'm not contagious"
⊗ "I could probably marry a fan"
⊗ "I'd take her to a chicken farm. I've taken girls there before, it makes them horny"
⊗ "Last night, I dressed up as a woman for Danny. I wore a thong with a bow at the back. It was lovely"
⊗ "I like spying on Harry at night"
⊗ "I'm not stripping all the fucking time!"
⊗ "He's a lover, not a fighter"
⊗ "I'd change my bum to a J-Lo Bum"
⊗ "My body's a hundred percent natural sex appeal."
⊗ "Don't touch ANYHTING !"
⊗ "Zigzig ah"
⊗ "If I met Frankie from S Club 8 I'd soil myself."
⊗ "Britney's there cos she's hot"
⊗ "I never chat girls up - I wait for them to come to me."
⊗ "If she slags off Blink 182 at all, I don't wanna know!"
⊗ "I made a girl a spaghetti bolognese once - it was rank!"
⊗ "I've never made a girl cry, except me little sister, ha-ha!"
⊗ "She has nice, erm, you know!"
⊗ "I kept a hankie once that belonged to a very hot girl who had a cold."
⊗ "I licked the hankie to try and catch her germs."
⊗ "The band's too important for anyone to give it up for a girl!"
⊗ "A girl shouldn't have her big pants showing"
⊗ "I just don't understand the way girls think. but then, neither does any bloke, I reckon."
⊗ "I want a girl with brown hair, large brown eyes, preferably some boobs, quite slim and not too tall, 'cos i'm only small."
⊗ "If we had girlfriends, they'd be very unhappy."
⊗ "I need a girl who'd keep me grounded and not let me do everything I want, otherwise I'd just be ridiculous."
⊗ "Cos I don't see my mum often, I'd like a motherly girlfriend. A motherly bosom would be cool!"
⊗ "I'll probably end up alone. I can't see it ever happening at all."
⊗ "We have some cute fans and some of them are about my age. That's one of the coolest things about being the youngest."
⊗ "This woman came up to us and asked us for our autograph because she thought we were Busted!"
⊗ "When I was 12 I played a gig in just my boxer shorts."
⊗ "I was a loser at school."
⊗ "I didn't do my homework, so I said I was at a funeral. I made up the person who was supposed to have died!"
⊗ "I sucked at triple jump cos it was too much to think about!"
⊗ "It was like I had crapped up all my insides."
⊗ "My best friend Will is pretty wild. He's always doing random stuff... And he fancies my mum! I don't mind though. I think it's funny."
⊗ "I'm not a lotions-and-potions man."
⊗ "I wouldn't fight Brad Pitt after seeing Troy..."
⊗ "Do I look like someone who'd be into flowers?"
⊗ "I'm not very laddy, but I like a laugh."
⊗ "On a sexiness scale, I'd give myself two. You have to rate yourself low, man."
⊗ "The older and fatter I get, the worse it'll get"
⊗ "I'm not very witty under pressure so there's no point in showing myself up."
⊗ "I dreamt I was running across a field naked with Abs. He wasn't naked, but I was! We were throwing flowers in the air together. Lovely..."
⊗ "Nooo! I would never eat nits."
⊗ "If I was canoeing in white water, my arms would probably snap! And I'd cry if I lost my paddle!"
⊗ "But if the canoe sprung a leak there's only one thing to do - I'd go down with my ship!"
⊗ "I'm going to cut my nails, they smell!"
⊗ "I've got pink hair in one of these pics - nice!"
⊗ "I'm going to start collecting trolls"
⊗ "I'd be Cathead."
⊗ "I love watermelon, man!"
⊗ "I wanted to nick one of Pat Butcher's earrings, but she looks too scary so I ran away."
⊗ "I'm the best at making home movies *winks*"
⊗ "I was on Tom's balcony smooching around and..." "Mooching - I wasn't snogging Tom!"
⊗ "Harry's harsh; he's a hater! To punish me he's steal more socks!"
⊗ (On Danny) "He broke my heart, ha-ha!"
⊗ "Yeah, Danny's got a pretty defined six-pack, but a pretty freak shaped body. It's like he's meant to be fat, but he's not!"
⊗ "We're always showing our pants."
⊗ "Beaten by Harry! The shame!"
⊗ "Me and Tom do talk about girls. I can talk slush with him."
⊗ "Tom's always singing in the shower. He spends hours in there."
⊗ "When Danny pulls his trousers right up, his arse sticks out!"
⊗ "Little wrappers people leave in my room! Harry leaves them everywhere. I clean up after him - and that's not on!"
⊗ "Harry tries to be healthy."
⊗ "Tom would be Flump cos it's not offensive, like calling him fat."
⊗ "Every girl Danny has dated, we've been like, 'Dude, seriously!' Having said that, there are a few that we did like - we're not that bad!"
⊗ "We have a swearing problem."
⊗ "I'm pretty sure Harry steals my socks and boxers. He doesn't wash them after either."
⊗ (On Danny) "Yeh, he's sometimes a but stupid."
⊗ "There's a secret world that exists behind Danny's wardrobe. It's true! We go there to feed the beasts who live in it - they're half-men, half-goats."
⊗ "I always need a wee while I'm on stage. I just hold it in cuz it keeps me dancing!"
⊗ "I can't believe we actually got Girls Aloud to dance to one of our songs!"
⊗ "We all saw some really life changing things and felt very humble."
⊗ "A whole week without camerias, autographs and tour managers yanking us out of bed at 4am."
⊗ "When I earn my first million, I'd like to buy a private island for him. I'll call it 'Lizardtopia'."
⊗ "Personally, in the video, I just run around like an idiot, like I always do"
⊗ "69 Dude!"
⊗ "Gardening's always good."
⊗ (On V) "Maybe we'll get them back one day by flooding their apartment or something!"
⊗ "Blow out!"
⊗ "I say dude, why are you puffing those sticks?"
⊗ "Zukie is jealous of our success. The fame of being my lizard has gone to his head."
⊗ "I think we looked like the Pussycat Dolls in those hoodies."
⊗ "I beat up an old man on the street the other day. He had a nice bag and coat and I took his coat, his Burberry coat, and his wallet and his Von Dutch hat."
⊗ "There was a disturbance in the force."
⊗ "As Snoop Dogg would say, that was the shizzle manizzle."
⊗ Hey guys, wouldn't it be funny if we all got epilepsy?"
⊗ "It's times like these I wish I was a belly dancer. It rhymed in my head but it doesn't in real life"
⊗ "..Were we try to get satan up from the fiery depths of hell...lots of fire..."
⊗ "This is were I bury lizards... DEAD lizards!"
⊗ "50cent eat your heart out mannnz! "
⊗ "Daniel Radcliffe is a cock"
⊗ "It's ok, it's not contagious."
⊗ "Back off my Mum, you weirdo!"
⊗ "A group of girls said that my looks were all right, but my personality didn't match up to them. I was really pissed off, but I didn't care whether they liked me or not because they were bitches."
⊗ "I have a lot of porn."
⊗ "If I was gay I wouldn't go out with any of the McFly boys"
⊗ "If I was a character from The Simpsons I'd be Professor Prim."
⊗ "I can't sing (and) I can't dance either! I am pretty pathetic!"
⊗ "I dont like the way I talk quietly when we're on TV. I found it really hard at first, but I'm getting used to it."
⊗ "I've made a film called Doctor Dougie-little. I play a doctor who talks to horses, pigs and mice."
⊗ "Me and Harry aren't as confident about singing as the others, me even more so. I'm worried people find my voice lame. I've done a few solos before, on TV shows and stuff, but you still kind of get nervous, you know? "
⊗ "I'd like to adopt a child - one from every continent"



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PostSubject: Re: Dougie's quotes   Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:42 pm

"Lindsey Lohan Needs To Put On Some Bloody Knickers"


haha

Ive seen these quotes loads but they never fail to make me laugh !

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PostSubject: Re: Dougie's quotes   Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:43 pm

"I hear Butlins is the place to lose your virginity"
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PostSubject: Re: Dougie's quotes   Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:09 pm

xD he's so funny ahah

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PostSubject: Re: Dougie's quotes   Sat Sep 08, 2007 5:02 pm

I went to butlins when mcfly played there ...i was hoping to lose my virginity to dougie

never happened though ! =[
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PostSubject: Re: Dougie's quotes   Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:37 pm

Im writing on my wall in my little cupboard all these quotes Smile
will make me smile everytime i look at it !

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PostSubject: Re: Dougie's quotes   Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:16 pm

⊗ "When I earn my first million, I'd like to buy a private island for him. I'll call it 'Lizardtopia'."

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PostSubject: Re: Dougie's quotes   Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:44 pm

xD

Doug is so funny ^^ crazy&funny ^^

i love him !


theses quotes make me smile/laugh too each time i read it

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PostSubject: Re: Dougie's quotes   Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:14 am

Oh my howi love him..
i think hes so beatiful...
and of coarse funny....
he has the best taste:D like his fav colour being pruple:D
thats mine too Razz Very Happy
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